02 July, 2008

Brett Favre

So it was "reported" today that Brett Favre's family is pushing him to come out of retirement...BIG SHOCK!! I'm just surprised it took this long...Evidently he has already spoken to the Packers. ESPN just had breaking news: "The Green Bay Packers' reaction to this was that they have no reaction." That's honest to God what the guy on ESPNews just said!! If you've read my previous post about the NBA draft and how much useless "breaking news" or "reports" ESPN provides these days it shouldn't come as a shock that the reported no news coming out of Green Bay...That station better be careful or they are gonna end up like MTV. Remember when MTV used to be good and play actual music videos and game shows like "Remote Control?" Then they slowly got away from all that and are now a useless station. I love ESPN more than most things, but when they keep reporting breaking news that there is no news that's when I start to question my love...

On another note...I purchased a bright red Mazda Miata today with a matching fanny pack. Pretty soon I'll have my walker and clapper and begin eating dinner at 3 in the afternoon after playing bingo down at the Moose!

BYE!!!